Whenever I visit my parents house I always fall back into an old unhealthy habit of weighing myself.
I don’t have a scale at home because otherwise I get obsessed with numbers and I’ve done a lot of work over the years to have a healthy outlook on weight and my body but as soon as I arrive at my parents place I check out my weight.
I’ll weigh myself every time I’m in the bathroom. Pre-poop. Post-poop. Before a shower. After a shower. After I put my clothing on. After I brush my teeth.
My parents have had this scale since the 80’s and it was my teenage nemesis. I’m going to ask them to “will” it to me and then one day I will have my revenge and smash it into 1000 pieces “Office Space style”.