I forgot to mention that the letter was TYPED with a typewriter and sent via snail-mail.
Thought that extra tid-bit of information would help you to understand the amount of crazy that arrived in my mailbox today. Don’t worry. I have his address on file and have googled him … you know … just in case this gets bumped up to Serial Killer Status. 
Wow… just… wow.
I’m a Christian and I don’t find “Xmas” offensive at all! It’s an easy abbreviation that I use on occasion when typing out something on the net. Also, when last I checked, Christ isn’t exactly the “author” of Christmas. That title belongs to Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John
My typing teacher would have deducted 10 points for the wildly uneven margins.
Oh nevermind, I guess you don’t need to worry about having his typerwriter’s fingerprint because you know his name, in my previous comment I didn’t see that you had googled him.
Buzz kill for “Xtians” everywhere – LOL!
O ya I forgot too SEITAN RULZ…. haha