Samantha is doing great…

Well last night Ken came over to check out Samantha and I think it was love at first sight. He’s been with many Frigidaire Flairs but not like Samantha.

So the first thing he did was take her top off! But he’s a gentleman, he just wanted to get to know her brain. She’s got a lot going on up there.
All the wires looked good …Then he checked out her backside… He tried turning her on … and she got RED HOT and responded right away! All burners burning and she was ready to go! Even Fergus was intrigued.I left them alone for a while because things got kind of intimate between them.Then it was time to check out her headlights…

Ken showed us a feature that I didn’t even know about… not only do the doors open like a Lamborghini but they also pop open. We’re not sure why… maybe it’s to cool off the oven? Or to make it easier to clean the inside window. I’m going to do some investigating and find out.So she’s almost good to go! Ken has to come back and give her a new plug (the one he brought last night wasn’t correct). He’s going to upgrade a few wires and most important he’s going to calibrate the ovens so that they are perfectly correct!!

So by next Tuesday Samantha and I can start cooking!

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6 Responses to Samantha is doing great…

  1. Nat says:

    This is SO cool. And I love the picture of Fergus staring at the oven. hehe.

  2. Maria Rose says:

    She’s quite the lady!

  3. Carrieâ„¢ says:

    He’s going to calibrate Samantha? What a pervert. He doesn’t even take his shoes off when he gets intimate. But then again, maybe Samantha is into that sort of thing.

  4. jeremy says:

    her doors just get better and better.

  5. paisley says:

    You are such a great writer. That was very witty how you wrote that.
    The oven looks so cool. I see new food ideas being born from the inspiration of Samantha.

  6. simplehiker says:

    You may want to post again if you do not want the ebay baking sheet, I see on the blog page you took it down but I still received the post in my Google feed reader.
    If you want someone to grab it for you you can email me.

    jtwilkins at gmail . com

    You don’t have to approve this message so my emails go on the blog.

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