Rectum? I damn near killed him…

Had a rectal exam today…Ahhh the joys of getting older. The doctor was really nice and when I shook his hand hello (ewwww) I noticed that he had really long finger nails. Hmmm. Really?? Is that a good idea? Then I went to the pharmacy to fill a prescription and noticed that the pharmacist had even longer fingernails and they were dirty. Really dude? Come on. Where is the personal hygiene people?? The pride in appearance??

Anywhoo… I hurt my shoulder at rehearsal and now I can barely shoulder check when I’m driving or stand up straight. I’m hoping I can get in for a massage today. Eeek. I think I’m falling apart.