I tried to download the script from the internet but my fingers wouldn’t work. Tried to watch YouTube but everything sounded like gibberish. So I got into costume, walked out onstage and looked out into the audience hoping that the words would come to me.
Instead I fell to the ground and pretended to have a seizure. Curtain closed and I woke up. #theshowmustgoon #stressdream #breathefeellove