Fergus thinks waiting outside is gauche!

Day 61 … Sometimes when I go to certain stores/restaurants – Fergus is not welcome inside.

Fergus thinks that if children can come inside – he should be able to come inside.

Children = loud/crying
Fergus = quiet/respectful

Children = dirty/smelly
Fergus = bathed/smells like hot corn nuts

Children = shed teeth/hair
Fergus = doesn’t shed

Children = no boundaries
Fergus = quietly sits on Momma’s lap

Children = they bite
Fergus = will only snap at children that have no boundaries (what’s the big deal?)

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0 Responses to Fergus thinks waiting outside is gauche!

  1. Jessica Raum says:

    If I were legally allowed to leave my children outside while I shopped? I would : )

  2. Rebecca says:

    He’s such a little gentleman!

  3. tash says:

    wooooow, offended. truely offended. maybe that should be ‘some’ children and ‘some’ dogs. you were a child once. yeesh!

  4. Alisha says:

    I’m with you on this. Working in a retail environment I would take the dogs/cats/snakes over the screaming and boundary-less children any day of the week. Poor little Fergus. Bring him to my work and I’ll give him a cookie … inside!

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