Confession

I have to make a confession. I murdered a spider today.

I was folding laundry when a spider crawled across my arm and over my hand. IT WAS BIGGER THAN A LOONIE! I swear to god. I’m not exaggerating so you have sympathy. This spider was HUGE!!

I shrieked like a girl. Gerry shrieked like a girl and the next thing I knew I was pounding the spider to a pulp with my shoe.

I feel bad. Time to re-set my vegan-o-meter back to zero.

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10 Responses to Confession

  1. Janey says:

    We still love ya!! 🙂

  2. Anonymous says:

    LOL! That is so funny. You are forgiven & so is Gerry for shrieking like a girl.

  3. Mary says:

    I understand how you feel. We moved “down south” to NC & you would not believe how big the spiders are here. Ugh…. But what’s even worse are the occasional huge snakes I see. A few weeks ago one slithered across my feet while I was watering my plants. And I screamed like a girl, too!!!

  4. skinartia says:

    Even though I’m vegan and Buddhist, I’m terribly arachnophobic so I would have done the same thing if I wasn’t paralyzed with fear. I’m glad you killed the giant bugger! My skin is crawling already. Gross.

  5. Maria Rose says:

    I ate a gnat of some sort last summer, but I believe the bug was determined to kill himself. Why fly into an open mouth? That’s just stupid.

  6. Carrieâ„¢ says:

    Aww Sarah. Sometimes we just react. Don’t beat yourself up too much. He’s gone to a better place.

  7. Paisley says:

    I relocated a black widow the other day to a field FAR from my home. (I was afraid that if I moved her just a little ways away she would find her way back and be really pissed that I had kept her in a jar the whole night so that I could move her the next day) Anyway the whole fam was in the car so the only place I could put the spider was between my knees and thighs while I drove to this far away location. Okay so this is one of those things that seems like a good idea until you actually do it. I was sure we would get into an accident, live, but then be killed by the widow. Well she made it to her new home.
    The next night I found another one in the same area. I confess I killed her, I felt bad but the stress of transporting another one so soon just couldn’t be done.

  8. Eve Love says:

    wow. at the exact same moment I was reading your post, johnny started to scream so loud because of a big and ugly spider going around the house really fast. I managed to put an upside-down glass on top of the spider with a piece of paper under it, then i took it outside.
    eve: 1 , spider: 0
    the vegan way

  9. angelacf says:

    much discussion of spiders, who I generally relocate, but am I a bad vegan for getting fed up with the ant colony I found in my kitchen trash can? I tried & tried to relocate – maybe I did move about 1 million, but alas, the remaining million were submitted to the shameful "pool of death" as my 6 yr old called it – I just put the hose on them. Maybe they can be food for all the dead spiders??

  10. afra michael. says:

    i’m so into the image of the two of you shrieking and you being the big tough man. i love you sarah kramer!!

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