How are you? You seem to be doing well … getting more and more popular by the minute. 🙂
Good for you.
Listen. There’s something I’ve been meaning to talk to you about. It seems like lately you’ve been getting pissy with me and I wanted to let you know that just because I don’t want to be on your mailing list or I didn’t join your group or I didn’t friend your friends friend or follow your tweet. That doesn’t meant I don’t love you.
What it means, dear Internet is that I’m overwhelmed by everything you do and there are not enough hours in the day to follow/join/friend all the things you ask me to do.
I love you Internet. I appreciate all the support you’ve given me over the years but it’s nearly impossible for me to follow everything you do. Don’t take it personally. It doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate you…Please don’t be grumpy about it Internet and try and understand it’s impossible for me to give you everything you’re asking for. Ok? Are we cool? Give me a cyber hug you big galoot.
I’m glad we had this chat. Love you.
Stay in touch.
I feel the same way. Sometimes I feel like the internet has it in for me.